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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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weasley-wheezy:

Weasley-wheezy

[…] “Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?” 
“Only once,” said Hermione, stung. “I got you loads more than you got me -” 
“I did not only get you once, I got you at least three times -” 
“Well, if you’re counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand -”