This is so adorable
I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
I kinda get this. It’s just
ladies if anyone ever tries to tell you “ugh u have to shave” stare em dead in the eyes and go “fine. u do it.” and when they look back at you all horrified and go “ew no that’s ur business” just stand there with ur arms crossed until they realize what they just said
i did this to my mother today and she just quietly left the room
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
people who use the excuse “it’s a free country”
Right, listen very carefully, the type of noose used in a public execution varies according to the time of day the execution is to be carried out.